a-dorkness-at-sethanon:

hot things to say during sex:

  • dang son
  • bless you
  • yabba dabba doo
  • your own name
  • heil hitler
  • radical
  • gnarly to the max!
  • how dare you
  • oh well
  • i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
  • psych!

trust me these work 100% i had the sex once

Oo la la! Our Sextalk Science Research Team confirms that these are indeed foolproof. Stay sexy, gentle followers!
k1mkardashian:

christmas stocking stuffer ideas

Is that your lipstick, or are you just happy to see us? ;D

k1mkardashian:

christmas stocking stuffer ideas

Is that your lipstick, or are you just happy to see us? ;D

u like suck my dick
Anonymous

Here at Sexytalk for Sexytime, we encourage all types of pleasurable sucking! We are equal opportunity suckers, and we hope you are too!

Stay sexy, anon!

Remember to take it slow out there gentle followers!

Remember to take it slow out there gentle followers!

Here at Sexytalk for Sexytime, we try to give 110% to all sexytime activities!

Here at Sexytalk for Sexytime, we try to give 110% to all sexytime activities!

Text reads: “I would be open to licking your vagina.”
Greetings sexy followers! We are sorry that we have not graced you with our sexy presence lately, but we will be attempting to update more often. Stay sexy, everyone!

Text reads: “I would be open to licking your vagina.”

Greetings sexy followers! We are sorry that we have not graced you with our sexy presence lately, but we will be attempting to update more often. Stay sexy, everyone!

Super Unsexy Hiatus

Greetings sexy followers! Here at Sexytalk for Sexytime, we have been feeling very unsexy resulting in a lack of sensual posts. :(

Sexytalk for Sexytime will be going on a temporary hiatus, but we promise to get back your regularly-scheduled sexytalk as soon as possible.

In the mean time, feel free to drop your suggestions for future sexytalk in our submission or ask box!

Keep things sexy for us while we are gone!